(Still pissed off that you had to bring up my operation in casual conversation when everyone except you obviously knew that I never wanted to think about it again and you continued to act like it was nothing when we both know it was a huge deal for me and caused so much emotional pain that I have to resist anxiety attacks every time I fucking see you)
Ever since I got my lip pierced, I’ve felt so confident in my looks. Who knew one tiny piece of metal could do so much for my self esteem?
Now to be emotionally stable.
My history professor asked who we wanted to have as the next pope and I chimed in Oprah and my prof just stands there laughing for a solid minute before he whispers
IT GOT BETTER